He's gonna want that one back.

Somebody please direct me to a YouTube of Mike Huckabee's speech tonight at the Republican National Convention so I can prove that Huckabee actually said this:

“I was in college before I figured out that it wasn't supposed to hurt when you take a shower.”

I think he was referring to his family being too poor to afford soap when he was young. But regardless, the Funniest Unintentional Innuendo of 2008 competition is basically over.