OK, maybe they're finally getting it.

After more than a decade, GM is finally getting out of the erectile-dysfunction business. Good for them.



Looking back over that previous statement, it occurred to me that I might have come off a little harsh, and that my statement might be construed as insulting to Hummer enthusiasts. I know that not all Hummer owners are douchey middle-aged guys trying to overcompensate for the fact that they can't get it up anymore, and in most cases have minuscule cocks to begin with. Some of them are also brainless suburban-Atlanta housewives who are convinced that some day they might have to slog through six inches of snow to get to Starbucks.

And the rest are rap stars and professional athletes.

I hope that clears things up.