Monday Morning Cage Match III:The cyborg hunter meets the moose hunter.

This week's Cage Match pits two very strong women against one another: the ripped matriarch of the "Terminator" series, Sarah Connor, versus the bespectacled matriarch of Alaska's first family, Sarah Palin. I would avoid, however, characterizing this as a catfight. A pejorative definition like that one no longer applies when there's this much ammunition involved.

	Sarah Connor	Sarah Palin
First job	Waitress	Wasilla, Alaska, city councilwoman
WINNER: Palin
Defining moment	Conceives John Connor whilst being chased by the Cyberdyne Systems model T-101	Chosen as John McCain's running mate
WINNER: Connor
How'd that work out?	Pretty well -- successfully destroyed both the T-101 and its successor, the shape-shifting T-1000	Not so great
WINNER: Connor
Hot?	Sorta	Yes
WINNER: Palin
Stance on gun owners' rights	Very pro-	Very pro-
WINNER: Tie
Child(ren)'s achievement(s)	Leading the resistance against Skynet	Impregnated by Levi Johnston
WINNER: Connor
Quote	"Fucking men like you built the hydrogen bomb. Men like you thought it up. You think you're so creative. . . . All you know how to create is death and destruction."	"As Putin rears his ugly head and comes into the airspace of the United States of America, where do they go? It's Alaska."
WINNER: Connor

FINAL SCORE: Sarah Connor 5, Sarah Palin 3. Maybe John McCain should've picked Connor as his running mate.