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Monday, July 6, 2009

Monday Morning Cage Match IV:Heavily armed VTOL ground-attack aircraft vs. AWW WOOKIT THE WITTLE BABY.

For the first time in the history of the Cage Match, I've got a dog in the fight -- a literal dog in the fight, come to think of it -- but I'll try to be as objective as I can in judging the battle royale of Harrier vs. Terrier. No animals will be harmed in the production of this post.




[Boeing/BAE Systems AV-8B] Harrier

[Boston] terrier
Price$30-35 million$300-$1,000
WINNER: Terrier
LineageHawker P.1127, first flown in 1960Bull-and-Terrier and various breeds of bulldogs, first bred in the 1870s
WINNER: Tie
Original purposeGround/naval attackPit fighting, catching and killing mice and other vermin
WINNER: Harrier
CutenessNegligibleOFF THE CHARTS
WINNER: Terrier
LethalityConsiderableGenerally only to stuffed toys and Milk-Bones
WINNER: Harrier
Biggest drawbackNot supersonicGassy
WINNER: Harrier
Notable ownersArmed forces of the United States, Italy, and SpainRose McGowan, Famke Janssen
WINNER: Terrier


FINAL SCORE: Harrier 4, Terrier 4. From which we are forced to conclude that both are equally awesome.

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