A special memo from the desk of Arnold T. Pants, Esq.: How to tell if ideas are good or bad.

Realized about halfway through that I was stealing this from EDSBS, but whatever.

Good idea: this video, or anything making fun of the "G.I. Joe" movie.

The Ballad of G.I. Joe from Olivia Wilde

Bad idea: Wearing this T-shirt whilst having a mugshot taken.



GREAT idea: maximizing time-for-money value by bringing a U-Haul to a Hooters car wash.


TERRIBLE idea: griending your boss on Facebook, then posting a message calling him/her a "total pervvy wanker."