Monday Morning Cage Match XVIII:45-19 vs. 1940.

If you're a Georgia fan -- or maybe even if you're not -- this one should be pretty self-explanatory. Who had the bigger failure of strategy: Our defensive coordinator or the general in command of French forces during the Nazi invasion in World War II? Only the Monday Morning Cage Match can decide for sure -- and thus we have Willie Martinez vs. Maurice Gustave Gamelin.

	Willie Martinez	Maurice Gamelin
Birthplace	Coral Gables, Fla.	Paris, France
WINNER: Gamelin
Title	Defensive coordinator, Georgia Bulldogs	Generalissimo of French forces
WINNER: Tie
Early success	Served with distinction as a defensive back on Miami's 1983 national-title team	Served with distinction as a brigadier general in World War I
WINNER: Gamelin
Highest achievement	Promoted to defensive coordinator after the departure of Brian VanGorder; helped lead Georgia to the 2005 SEC championship	Promoted to commander of the General Staff by prime minister Edouard Daladier
WINNER: Martinez
Tactical trademark	Soft zone coverage in the defensive secondary	The Maginot Line
WINNER: Martinez
Result of this strategy
WINNER: Martinez
Final fate	Still employed	Arrested by Vichy authorities and held for five years before being liberated by Allied forces
WINNER: Martinez

FINAL SCORE: Martinez 5, Gamelin 3. See, it could be worse. It's not like Willie was instrumental in the Nazi takeover of an entire continent or anything.